Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Some Part Of What Creeps You Out Was Challenged And Unanimously Struck Down

A drugged driver had a concrete surprise from the combination of the drugging and exhaustion. The locals who found him barely alive in the wreckage gave him a great river, the tents of a king and endless supplies of spring water, but all he did was attempt to use postcultural patriarchialist theory to modify and attack their class system. He was depressed for years due to their lack of aircraft, their terrible renderings of planetscapes and the preponderance of orphans in the area. The day before his death, he was quoted as saying, "Wave your dumb brains, your shut jaws betray your clay tongues! Shed your eyes and live!"

The next day he was dead. If the locals know how it happened, they aren't saying.

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