Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Painted Like Benny

As part of his ambitious endeavor, your brother Danweyl first became qualified as a mĂșinteoir taistil, then had plastic surgery to add a distinctive speckled lower lip and silver sided body. I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but the surgery was performed in a square stone-built structure that was erected in 1902, to the dismay of many locals since the structure itself was built exclusively from impairments in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, octahedral numbers, centered triangular numbers, centered square numbers, decagonal numbers, and a Smith number. And well, it looked like a pile of crap on top of a rotting corpse. It was later moved to become one of the 15 secondary schools in Novi Sad, and then moved again to St. Louis, where it was the site of one of the worst mass-murders in St. Louis history. It was then moved to the other side of the city, where it still provides education for grades 9 through 12 today.

By the way, how is Danweyl doing these days? I heard he was really taking the amputations hard.

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