Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Dismantling Of The Proprietary Land System

SANTA FE, New Mexico - The world's largest sheriff's department has selected a hologram of a donkey to take the the helm of the agency’s law enforcement bureau. When asked why Santa Fe would possibly need the world's largest sheriff's department with a medium-sized populace and one of the lowest crime rates in the country, the donkey hologram simply looked around impatiently and said nothing. He then took the donkey-sized piece of chalk in his mouth and scrawled the symbol "@" on his chalkboard-- indicating he needed to go "number two" -- and shut off the hologrammer, effectively ending the press conference.

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