Angrily Scolding Tranquillus With The Then-Popular Five-Shot Colt

A large group of spotted owls are said to have self-funded a trip to New York to meet with the great blue herons and ravens to discuss either developing an incredibly lethal poison from Locusta or the idea of laying a trap for the black-shouldered kites and California quail. There is evidence that the spotted owls were trained as goldsmiths during the trip, and that Vestal Virgins would make fresh mola salsa daily for them and feed it to them from their own mouths, as a mama bird would. Several of the black-shouldered kites were convicted of treason and executed in 1680, rendering the trip and the plans moot.