Bravo Bravo Workers

Your father could never be aptly described as having a bright and happy disposition, courage, willingness to work, alertness, intelligence, or love of water as some of his characteristics. His pottery skills are pathetic, and a constant stream of drool flows from his mouth almost year-round and during peak flow has been known to inundate the hallway leading to his office, as you are well aware. He often argues over the definition and nature of heresy and free thought and could easily be sued for "tortuous interference" for the near-complete coverage of your hometown with his graffiti slogan, "Tear apart older portions of the island with your gun and knife!"

But still, I gotta hand it to him-- he can butter a mean slice of toast when he puts his mind to it.