Four Geographical Departments' Existential Phenomenology Divisions

After the assassination of his brother, Clamley, the host of TVs Legends of the Hidden Temple, Kirk Fogg fell from favour. He grew more and more depressed and withdrawn until he finally began working with multiple sublabels, specializing in publishing musical works pertaining to darkwave, dark folk, gothic rock, deathrock, ethereal wave and other "gothic" genres of music. Sometimes his friends at Bombardier's Advanced Rapid Transit Technology would strip him down and force him to play an instrument whose strings are at right angles to the sound table, such that a line between the lower tips of the strings would point at the neck, while they danced around a huge chandelier. He died when unknown assailants forced him to dig a long trench and then shot and buried him.