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While shopping for a kimono for my dog, I came across a delightful sterling silver bust of a loin of yellowfin tuna stuffed with crab meat. "Well, isn’t that a zip sauce for what ails you!" I shouted and began running toward the most beautiful professional, cabaret-grade bubble blower I had seen in my life. I promptly plopped my paycheck on the counter and signed it over to the pimple popping pipsqueak behind the counter.

I then noticed that the parking pass for my 75-story mega cruiser was about to expire, so I made a flourish-y exit using my cape and a jar of capers and left, minus dog kimono.

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