Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Perhaps That's Why She Keeps Spare Panties At Work

"Another religious hole filled!" shouted the host of TVs Liar's Club, Bill Armstrong like a school girl with a case of "the rubbies," and set about on the next step of his plan: a relaxing distension of the pelvic colon by inflating a balloon inside the pelvic wall by means of a minor, self-actuated procedure that saw him black out from pleasure a number of times.

The only distraction came near the end when his sister burst in the room carrying her newly-won bowling trophy, sweating, flailing and screaming, "The host of TVs Liar's Club, Bill Armstrong, look at my newly-won bowling trophy!" Regardless, he executed the final stich flawlessly.

Teach-In “The Robot”
Teach-In “Greenpeace”
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