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Since I like to do extremely extreme activities, for my first blind date, I suggested that first we hunt and kill a dog, then we stuff it full of uranium stolen from Afghanistan warlords and smuggle it over an international border. My date to be was all, "But, I love dogs!" and I was all, "Next!"

She won 23 dollars. The next girl had a big booty, so I was all, "Next!" But then the third girl was a hottie and we successfully smuggled the uranium into Pakistan and sold it to a North Korean renegade. She opted for no second date, but we split the money we made on the uranium and both opted for early retirement.

Y Bhekhirst "I Run My Car" (bunnies)