Tuesday, November 08, 2005

She Wears Unflattering Clothes And Walks Like A Psycho

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following the announcement by a team of leading scientists who claimed to have found definitive proof of a connection between the handling of currency and the probability of catching or spreading a contagious disease like the Bird Flu™, Interior Minister of Avoiding Sicknesses, Dr. Michael Salinger announced in a press conference today that in an effort to avoid the passing of contagious diseases, every country in the world must immediately stop the exchange of money.

The bill was swiftly made law this afternoon, and despite no country in the world having an alternate plan in place, the world wide money ban takes effect tomorrow at 3:17 Central Iceland time.

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