After Olestra, Absolutely Abhorrent

The host of TVs Give-n-Take, Jim Lange: How would I even know if this shit was ripe?
Greg Evigan: There are several easy-to-use tests that you can buy over-the-counter at your nearest druggist.
The host of TVs Give-n-Take, Jim Lange: Thanks buddy. Now how’s about you stop looking so crabby around the cracks and let’s play some motherfucking cribbage!
Greg Evigan: Now you’re talking like a formerly-blind minstral!

Studio 11 Featuring Harmonia Vocal & MHV String Orchestra "Eldorado" (bunnies)