Lustectomy, $2

The host of TVs Spin-Off, Jim Lange: I was just going to learn it on the recorder, but if you want to make a midi version of it, that’s even better.
Oksana Baiul: What are you talking about? I asked what you were going to wear to bible study class…
The host of TVs Spin-Off, Jim Lange: Well, I have recently had a private revelation-slash-revolution, and if they can’t make a midi version of bible study class, then I don’t want to go.
Oksana Baiul: Fudge.

Tomorrow “Auntie Mary’s Dress Shop” (buy)