Ask Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow

Johnny Successful: What is wrong when your arms and legs hurt when they are lightly squeezed feeling like they will bruise?
Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow: Sounds like something bad, but I'm not sure what you could do about it.

Sally Winthrop: Could a lump on the back be connected with a severe neck problem?
Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow: That’s a good question.

Fantasia McGillicuddy: If your back aches do the back muscles affect the area around your neck and throat and make you feel like the throat is being pulled up?
Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow: You should go to a sports injury specialist or something. On your way back, could you pick me up a smoothie?

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