Satisfies Only Insects

It has been revealed that the performing flies' harmonicas are all unfortunately broken due to a bathroom mishap. As one might imagine, coming into possession of such a tiny harmonica is no small feat, much less 63 in the same key. At this time, we would like to request that the audience respectfully bow their heads in tender, thankful remembrance of those fleeting moments when every single one of the flies had a functioning harmonica.

Thank you for your understanding.

And now, in place of the performing flies, we proudly present the host of TVs The Name's the Same, Ray Goulding reading a blow-by-blow account of the time the cave we were in began to vomit glass auroras, giving it the dubious status of being the angriest of our geostationary-geomagnetic interactions.

Hey Fiddles (or whatever your name is), why not trash Jersey?