Didn't Wash The Forest Away With Blasts Of Moist Sugar

Woefully fizz-like winos' piss adds a strangely profound scent to modern greeting cards in a way that brings together human rights organizations, philanthropists and corporate leaders in their mutual admiration of what is generally regarded by historians to be one of the most important developments in world history since Blackbeard was killed off the coast of North Carolina on this day in 1718.

With a startling gush of metaphysics, I had a square, stout, dark person standing before me, soon to be torn by my friend with refracted communication and, later, to be celebrated with utter amazement.