Their Sex Could Defer Child

Your dear author was left grasping at his joke-purse strings after all of his China jokes flopped, dropped to the floor, decayed, turned to dust and eventually blew away. And now, the show is finally, mercifully over and the world is down a cigarette, of course. Borrowed, but never returned, as you may have guessed. This author was, in fact, never successful at keeping records regarding the number of women in his harem, nor with keeping his secret identity secret from the world. Thus, he divided his remaining eye shadow between his surviving family members and pets and reflected on how excruciatingly dull it was to lose a single limb in a farming accident. Two limbs might be worth mentioning, but just one? Please.