Thursday, August 19, 2010
In My Baby Feeders, Two Dessert-Spoonfuls Of Veal
Behind her gavel flap, the host of TVs Break the Bank, Julie Hayek keeps a stunning 17th century example of a gilded gavel of extraordinary craftsmanship and astronomical value. But the host of TVs Break the Bank, Julie Hayek doesn't like to talk about that much because the flap chafes when opened too often. These days she only utters crude epithets and insults like, "My dick's been out of commission since this past weekend for some fun reason, bundles!" or, "Water your short and curly hairs, girls!" The host of TVs Break the Bank, Julie Hayek is particularly cruel lately to a young blind transvestite with no mouth she keeps by the curve, forcing her to hold on the windshield any time they drive somewhere together or branding her midriff. But the host of TVs Break the Bank, Julie Hayek also does nice things for her like maintaining constant laughter for entire episodes of Cuebiz, for example.