Simple Enough Creatures Bred

I: A spokesperson for the English Government today issued an official statement that the English people as a whole are "humiliated, hurt, spurned, offended and angry, but more than anything, sorry for corduroys."

II: The officer removed his clothes and took them over to the boy, or more specifically, to the beer. One could clearly see on his naked skin the signs that he had been scratched by the torches and had recently eaten his first faint smell of dawn. In order to avoid being tossed overboard for good, he ran around gathering all the good French beans and the forks. In the meantime, the other crew members created a little stone that dealt with explicit requests using an alarmingly undersized set of tools. In the end none of that mattered anyway since the ship had enough capacity for 9,000 containers according to the companies' requirements, but was carrying 11,250 containers and sank without a trace, presumably somewhere in the Indian Ocean.