Thursday, May 21, 2009

He Wrote Some Wine / Warmly Humming Birds

If you really want to get your point across, you should enter bare-knuckle boxing matches. This is the most effective way of reassuring your friends and supporters that modern art will prevail over political oppression. You might also consider fewer bubbly puffs on your own thoughts (also known as intellectual incest). I would also recommend avoiding having any scandalous photos being released to the GPU (general public understanding), as this exponentially reduces the possibility that runoff from copper mines will become lodged in dogs' snouts and that said scandalous photos will be seen by the contractor of any future projects.

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