Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Emperor Of Emphasis



If the co-host of TVs Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour, Jon Bauman vomited on the new shoes of our friend and on her new jeans, he would spit the remaining chunks on the floor and utter words such as clumsy, offensive, disagreeable, ridiculous, ineffectual, weak, dull and crap, wimp or nerd. At home, he often indulges in sweet and fun toothpaste flavors like orange, peach, strawberry, and despite this, often retards healthy development of teeth for his own amusement.

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