Which brings us to present-day when John Nelson has just become the World Champion Gum Chewer for the third year out of the last four, beating out his perennial foil, the former President of the Wayakoma Elks Lodge, the man known as “the terrible diamond log”-- Jane Nelson’s former captor, Mr. Dan T. Dollhead.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Horse Shoes Only; No Donkey Shoes
They placed a TV in front of him and forced him to watch. This man, John Nelson, the former hostess of TVs Give-n-Take, Jane Nelson, had never actually seen a television from the other side. When he was enslaved as a small girl and forced to perform in an artificially wood-grained 36” color, she vowed he would one day become the living embodiment of the word revenge.
Which brings us to present-day when John Nelson has just become the World Champion Gum Chewer for the third year out of the last four, beating out his perennial foil, the former President of the Wayakoma Elks Lodge, the man known as “the terrible diamond log”-- Jane Nelson’s former captor, Mr. Dan T. Dollhead.
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Which brings us to present-day when John Nelson has just become the World Champion Gum Chewer for the third year out of the last four, beating out his perennial foil, the former President of the Wayakoma Elks Lodge, the man known as “the terrible diamond log”-- Jane Nelson’s former captor, Mr. Dan T. Dollhead.
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