...Or A Tomato Belt!

A pigment experiment on three white mice might seem cruel to some, but keep in mind the needs of Sir Squeaks-a-lot and his little friends. Would you rather see them live out their little mice days all colorful and with a cool $10,000 to spend or white with a two-dimensional pile of rice for the rest of their dreary, monochromatic lives? We investigated purchasing a tiny mouse-sized castable spherical attachment for extracoronal partial dentures and overdenture bars for Sir Squeaks-a-lot’s wife, and we could easily pull that down for less than a G. But then they started arguing again and that was the end of that.

Nino Rota "L'uccello Magico A Roma" (buy)