A Compromise With A Kung-Fu Twist

The DO-DOG Directorate for Military Reprisal Investigations has the primary authority and responsibility to get oiled up at the sight of nearly any dry cloth and give it to the lucky lady in question, as well as bend down against nude or semi-nude military members, employees and/or women in their 20s and 30s. Close your eyes and imagine the sweet indulgence. Oh by the way, I saw your mom this weekend and I have the distinct feeling that if I ever get her naked, she'll have the ancient ruins of the Statue of Liberty between her legs.

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