The next people on the scene—the cleaning crew—found a greatly bloated snake amusingly unable to move and alarmed by all of the officers’ radios chattering away in his belly. They, too, posed for pictures next to the snake, but fortunately for them, the snake was far too fatigued to launch into another tirade.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
You're So Groovy, I'm Coming
A rare giant copper moccasin snake unleashed a vicious tirade about international lycine price–fixing after it was found enjoying a cool glass of Cola and Liquor in a 1/10 scale model of a standard auto-repair garage. Authorities were reported as saying the giant snake looked very amusing in the tiny garage, and posed for several photos next to it. This angered the snake and launched him into his profanity-laced monologue, causing police officers to unload nearly 15,700 rounds in a hail of gunfire. Astoundingly, not one of the bullets hit its mark and the snake casually strangled, killed and ate all of the officers.
The next people on the scene—the cleaning crew—found a greatly bloated snake amusingly unable to move and alarmed by all of the officers’ radios chattering away in his belly. They, too, posed for pictures next to the snake, but fortunately for them, the snake was far too fatigued to launch into another tirade.
Sheila Chandra with the Ganges Orchestra “Drone, Drone, Deeper and Drone” (buy)
The next people on the scene—the cleaning crew—found a greatly bloated snake amusingly unable to move and alarmed by all of the officers’ radios chattering away in his belly. They, too, posed for pictures next to the snake, but fortunately for them, the snake was far too fatigued to launch into another tirade.
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