Looking Long At Lists Will Eventually Exacerbate Exhaustion

Documentarians have argued for decades, statisticians have smelled like slightly burnt kielbasa and Jell-o® shots for centuries—some things just don’t and won’t change. But one thing is for sure: mincing and prancing will always be associated with flouncy, farty pants as surely as eating Saag’s® Specialty Meats Pistachio Liver Paté will be as close as any of us will ever come to doing a little 69 with the big man himself, Mr. Jesus M. Christ, on his great earth, I can tell you that much I know.

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