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While trying to choose between a clump of hair and Jimmy Smits as their president, the carpenters’ union spent a record 97 hours in the deliberation room, (which was actually a utility closet in the local grade school) and emerged with no clear victor. A move was made to void the election and simply have the taxidermy elk preside for another year, but eventually the assistant on TVs Celebrity Bowling, Bill Buneta stepped to the podium with an axe in his hand and threatened to destroy the podium if the taxidermy owl was not installed as president.

The taxidermy owl went on to become one of the most popular presidents in the history of the union.

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