Another Brick Bites The Dust In The Wall

Immediately after falling from my slidey-pad on the three-story mega-slide at the fair and getting friction burns all over both thighs, both arms and the entire left side of my body, as well as losing all the hair and skin from that back of my head, I had a strong craving for corn dogs. I slipped the ambulance driver a quick fifty to persuade him to stop at the Nifty-Freeze for the 2 corn dog/fries/shake special. I treated all the medics to whatever they wanted and we had a really nice time together. It was really good to hang out with them for a little while. To be perfectly honest, I was a little bit sad when we rolled up to the hospital.

Bata Illic “Svalutation” (buy)