I’m’a’cessorize

Last evening, I became the newly-formed coalition government! Isn’t that exciting? Hopefully, that means that representatives from all sides of the political spectrum will accept my invitation to dinner so that we can all enjoy some delicious centrist turkey together. We will most likely also be serving some concession potatoes and some hard-line salad! As a budget cutting manoeuver, however, I must request that everyone bring their own party logo napkins with which to wipe the egg off each other’s faces.

I will get the ball rolling right away by lifting my glass of bitter medicine in honor of my own new, slimming coalition look and matching shoes!

John Cage & Lejaren Hiller “HPSCHD (Excerpt)” (buy)