Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Child-Shaped Babies Wailed Around Him

Dear Joyce DeWitt,

This afternoon I got my eyelids waxed. Wow, were they hairy! It only cost $26, but it burned like a motherfucker, and now I can barely see on the rare occasion that I can open my eyes even a crack, so I am dictating this letter to my amazing typing parrot, Tony.

Anyway, I hope that all is going well with that bone replacement or whatever.

All the beast,
2T&AC

Mick Turner “Marlan III” (buy)

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