Error Of The Living Dead

Although our subject has recently celebrated his 74th birthday, he has only defecated a total of 237 times in his life. He is normal weight and height, and overall in good health despite this anomaly. On the other hand, the host of TVs Tic Tac Dough, Patrick Wayne, has had to "go number two" an average of 4 times daily since he was a teenager, and he is severely obese, has had three heart attacks, can’t stand up for more than a few seconds without losing his breath, and, honestly, doesn’t smell very good. Whether these cases are in any way related, I cannot say. I am no scientist, just a casual observer with a part time job selling pretzels at high school baseball games.

Stephen P. McGreevy “77c_ab2k” (buy)