Sunday, July 03, 2005

Drunken Sex Orgy Attracts Thousands Of Pigeons

NEPAL, July 3, 2005 – The Nepalese Ambassador to Russia was squeezed on Sunday by an unidentified squeezer outside a local grocery store. The Ambassador stated, “Although it is illegal to squeeze me, I cannot say it was an altogether unpleasant experience. In any case, I intend to press charges, should the squeezer be caught.”

The ambassador was taken to a hospital and later released to treat a small bruise on his upper left thigh sustained in the incident.

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