One time when I went grocery shopping, I got the shopping cart David Spade had just used. As if that wasn't weird enough, there was a small, handwritten note in a very childish scrawl in the bottom of the cart. This is the full text of that note:
"all I ever do is tell people that i am too busy to hang out. I tell people i need to get home and read scripts, that i'm overwhelmed. when i get home i spend hours on ebay. i procrastinate. I sleep. i stare at the wall.