Thursday, February 05, 2004

The Wishes of Porno Actors Go Unfulfilled

When I grow up, I'm gonna say, "Fuck the rules!" and wear flip-flops to bed and eat ice cream for breakfast and cut my fingers off one-by-one and use elmer's glue instead of hairspray and join some sort of union and spend all my spare money on gummi bears and pain killers.

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