Wednesday, January 11, 2006

All Even In Crab Town

But then, after she started saying things like, "... week deem weem deems weems deep weep deeper weeper deepie weepie deepies ... gower gofers gowers gog wog goggle woggle goggles woggles goin gown gold ... describing the church as 'a mob scene’ ... mooing mowing mooing wooing ... we've been looking for such a number for a long time ... sows wows sox sow soy sow soy swy ...evidently unaware that the calendar went out of use more than 2,000 years ago ..." we finally shook her around and said, "TVs Bonnie Franklin! TVs Bonnie Franklin! Are you able to assimilate cogents with an abacus?“ Getting no response, we decided to remove the top of her skull with a handsaw since our hamster, Wonder Starbie, needed a new home.

Ikue Mori “Woke Up Aghast” (buy)

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