A Succesful Attempt By The New Intern, Kevin

In honor of our successful move from Kabul to Zürich or whatever, we now jump to the Beverly Center in Lockwood Hills, California where the 53rd annual Beloved Knighthood of Actors Awards Show is taking place. One of our staff favorites, the host of TVs Split Second, Tom Kennedy, has just won the award for Outstanding Performance by a Duo, and is in the process of giving his acceptance speech. We now join the program already in progress:

"...guarded by a memorie that lays bottom lined next the hate or Beastman, while guarding yourself from the love of another, the Shamen disapears and leaves you with nothing to night, cause you did decide to pray and remember instead of to fight the whole day of more then your mind can take, why do you make excuses?"

The host of the show, TVs Todd Bridges is now scrambling to regain control of the mic as the band jumps in with a kicky version of "Wanted Dead or Alive." We’ll take this opportunity to hear a word from our sponsors.

Flavia and the Motonets “Pecesito” (buy for free)