Holy Teeth Grown From The Hands Of An Infidel

As of August 27, 1999, I have discontinued the reconditioned aluminum deck furniture busness. Due to high concentration of lemon-lime lizards I no longer have time to maintain it. Also, Bob won’t let me borrow his tools anymore. I apologize to those whose deck furniture is gone, to those looking forward to having their pictures of their deck furniture put up and of course to the hostess of TVs Give-n-Take, Jane Nelson.

Unknown Artist “Oh Mother, The Handsome Man Tortures Me” (buy)