Wishes Wasted, Rocks Tumbled

Wichita security guard Lowell Wooten has some straight talk for the announcer of TVs The Magnificent Marble Machine, Johnny Gifford. He was recently quoted by the Tallaramy Times-Tribune as saying, “You, the announcer of TVs The Magnificent Marble Machine, Johnny Gifford, did not invent the hot-air popcorn popper! There have been records of that found as far back as 1877! And in Mississippi, when everyone knows you and your family come from Tennessee, you knit-locking whore-wisher!”

A spokesman for the announcer of TVs The Magnificent Marble Machine, Johnny Gifford had no comment.

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