Otherwise Perceived Instantly

The young boy was not free to lather beside his father unless they were showering together. His father would tell you it was due to his son's vengeful backwards-henged mandibles and the fact that they were rendered harmless by flowing water, but other sportsmen in the household would probably tell you otherwise. They would likely tell you that the father's cream white bed sheet had recently become creamier and whiter and had in fact taken on a secondary gravitational force in opposition to that of the garage, causing the entire house to tilt at a slight, but noticeable angle. And, as refracted through the prism of time and predialectic capitalist theory, they would be right-ish.