Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Saving Six, Pursuit Performed



It was recently revealed that the host of TVs Video Village, Jack Narz performed the beloved "Jellyfish Sting" only sporadically and unwillingly, despite being a crowd favorite. The host of TVs Video Village, Jack Narz would attempt the evaporation of himself any time a performance was incoming via audience request. The host of TVs Video Village, Jack Narz's conspicuously tall rasping voice would cut through any outside noise, as he squeaked the insipidity of the introduction for "Jellyfish Sting"; personally, it gave me the willies every time. This author is simply not much for hunting frogs, so the "Jellyfish Sting" held little appeal, if any.

Your office furniture offends me. My father's family's opinions are similar. We thought we forbade such offence, as this severe heresy is akin to harvesting a languid mistress, so severe is it, but it seems you have chosen to kick the party flat on the ground with your lack of taste buds.

2 comments:

BRAD SUNBATHE said...

FUCK OFF DUDE! THIS SRSLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE METAL YOU JACKASSS

terrified said...

Thanks for reading!