Sunday, August 02, 2009

So, With Zebras Hauled By A Team

He was utterly flawless and when he opened his previously unopened shirt, he revealed a bud of soft warm liquid threatening to ooze. 60% of the area trains would screech to a halt every 13 days, 14 hours when the liquid would flow for a few fleeting minutes. The official collector, the host of TVs The All-New Dating Game, Elaine Joyce was joined by a notary public,Tori Spelling and a judge as she collected the fluid, later to be bottled and shipped under the brand name Micromanagementor™ to schools and institutions including the Train Conductors' Guild and Church® in several countries.

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