Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Take Two Leaks In A Large Bowl, Sieve And Simmer

We finally named our band: Indiscriminate Spraying. We specialize in ambient sledgehammer drone-a-billy. Our lead singer is post-op trans-species, emu-to-human. (most people don't even notice) Our tromboner was actually ruled dead by the county coroner - twice, years apart - and each time came back to life with a new talent-- the first time, he could make homemade soap from bologna and motor oil, and the second time he could play the trombone like Grachan Moncur III, so we had to get him in the band. Our band statement is more or less based on the fact that we refuse to recognize the authority of the U.S. over Puerto Rico.

For our first show next week, we were going to paint yellow stripes on our faces, Adam Ant-style, but considering that saffron is the world's most expensive spice by weight, we think we're just gonna do it with blood. Or poop. (Not our own, duh.)

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