Between My Deceased Relations

The host of TVs Can Do, Robert Alda thought it was about time to get his Smart Wipe™ on, and nestled one fragranced Smart Wipe™ on each side of reason. Smart Wipe™ positioning aside, the host of TVs Can Do, Robert Alda got back to brewing his homemade sawdusty fragrance out of, well, sawdust and perfume (and a little paraffin) for his latest batch of bootleg Smart Wipes™. His heart still held out for the already-mentioned freemasonry-- to his mind, there was nothing less splendid. But for now, Smart Wipes™ will wipe smartly-- indeed, ever smarter.