Jelly Dolphin, Awful Shit

The party was really pretty dull, but there was a modified pocket pussy that everyone passed around and tried out with the general consensus that it felt "almost real". Jalky found himself struggling to move his gimp left arm so that Hermph wouldn't get cum on it. My favorite fugitive pulled his face to the neck of the boy with the wax candles and rubbed a cucumber along the nearest dish for what seemed like a very long time, and indeed turned out to be close to an hour.

I woke up the next morning with toothpaste (sans tube) in all my pockets, which is kind of weird since I don't remember ever brushing my teeth, ever.