Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Gratification Of His Disturbance

The inventor and sole copyright holder of the electropneumatic paintball marker, the host of TVs That's the Question, Bob Goen accidentally sat on his sister's square, stout, dark eyes when she left the box on the couch. Even though her parents simply retrieved the spares and popped 'em in, she cried enough water for six people for six days, and that's counting the volume lost during the de-salinization process. She was deeply scarred by the incident, later referring to love as a myth and comparing her ex-husband to "dating a whisper." She would never be flowing with child, and mysteriously died when she was only 22.

Perhaps I screamed myself fat. When you have this many foodstuffs on your cheeks, you can be wrong sometimes.

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