Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Not Discontinuous, But Gradual
Yoshinaga was a town built on fuzzy logic based classification algorithms, was a former president of the Attakapas Council of the Boy Scouts of America and also created the "Dr. & Mrs. Paul M. Davis Distinguished Citizen Award" which was to be presented orally-- from the tongue of the presenter to that of the recipient-- in a passionate kiss that should last exactly 37 seconds by rule. Needless to say, Yoshinaga's membership in one class or another was ambiguous, and was therefore not a candidate for renomination in 1940. To avoid any further embarrassment, Yoshinga merged into the city of Bizen some time later, although the exact time of the merge has never been released.