She Lived In A Cardboard Hut On The Side Of A Cliff

The biggest thing I was nervous about was that it's not gourmet food, it can't be. You know, it's a fear we all have.

I'm not sure if I lost consciousness or not, but my head was spinning-- I felt strong, but my head was spinning since da first time I saw u n I wanted u inside me ur whole appearance juss made me shake and set my head spinnin, and now that I got u I'm glad that ur mines. Don’t let no one else get inside.........BOY I LOVE MY NEW SHOES. I've seen worse shoes in restaurants on the ground.

Has anyone seen a land cow (belonging to me) around here?

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Resist The Urge To Resist

"Anything that decreases the risk of falling even by a few percent will have a tremendous impact on society," stated Prof Dr Stanley Newlsey formerly of the University of Golden Reform at Lawrence, "we at the Society for a Fall-Free Society envision a future in which no one falls for any reason—ever." In order to demonstrate his vision, he bounded atop one of those funny circus chairs that is 15 or 20 feet tall and just a seat on a pole. That in itself is quite a feat, but the fact that he then tilted the chair to at least a 30º angle toward the threatening ground below without falling was fascinating and bewildering, to say the least. He just held out his arms, grinned a maniacal grin and slurred/shouted, "Let’s see those bitches, the announcers of TVs The Joker’s Wild, the Johnnys Jacobs and Gilbert, try this!"

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Winter Clanks On My Fender

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All Even In Crab Town

But then, after she started saying things like, "... week deem weem deems weems deep weep deeper weeper deepie weepie deepies ... gower gofers gowers gog wog goggle woggle goggles woggles goin gown gold ... describing the church as 'a mob scene’ ... mooing mowing mooing wooing ... we've been looking for such a number for a long time ... sows wows sox sow soy sow soy swy ...evidently unaware that the calendar went out of use more than 2,000 years ago ..." we finally shook her around and said, "TVs Bonnie Franklin! TVs Bonnie Franklin! Are you able to assimilate cogents with an abacus?“ Getting no response, we decided to remove the top of her skull with a handsaw since our hamster, Wonder Starbie, needed a new home.

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Peter Cockring, Futurologist

Gerg even proposed "growing pains." I said I had had enough moving, funny moments for one day. Now as I think back after all these years, I hear it behind my same ear (right) and it is horridly painful. Then, after several hours of watching, I believe Jaems' sedatives were decreased, and he made facial expressions. Suddenly his sprink came back, he sat up rigid in his seat and blurted, "I don't want people to think that I've done ... you know what I mean?"

We did, indeed, know what he meant. So we spit up a pig a celebrated with fire.

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Historical Revisionists Have Erased My Memory

"But they want faces that are interesting, something special. Not the beauty that you can see on the street (UNINTELLIGIBLE) beautiful girl," said the announcer of TVs The Neighbors, Joe Seiter. At that moment someone began flinging feces from a window high above. I didn’t have much time to investigate, nor did I have my instruments dabei, but I am quite certain it was actual human feces being flung. Finally, the poo-fling stopped, and he was able to continue, "I mean, people’s portraits are put on coins and paper (UNINTELLIGIBLE) some floozy-cow."

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