Resist The Urge To Resist

"Anything that decreases the risk of falling even by a few percent will have a tremendous impact on society," stated Prof Dr Stanley Newlsey formerly of the University of Golden Reform at Lawrence, "we at the Society for a Fall-Free Society envision a future in which no one falls for any reason—ever." In order to demonstrate his vision, he bounded atop one of those funny circus chairs that is 15 or 20 feet tall and just a seat on a pole. That in itself is quite a feat, but the fact that he then tilted the chair to at least a 30º angle toward the threatening ground below without falling was fascinating and bewildering, to say the least. He just held out his arms, grinned a maniacal grin and slurred/shouted, "Let’s see those bitches, the announcers of TVs The Joker’s Wild, the Johnnys Jacobs and Gilbert, try this!"

Dancing Music-A-Go-Go "When It Rain and the Flowers Bloom" (bunnies)