Sunday, December 31, 2006

Putting The "Temporary" In "Contemporary" Since 1877

They should definitely bring back grammar schools, if only to stop the inhalation of the vapors of low achievers, since that causes headaches, respiratory distress, eye irritation and many other symptoms including low achievement. Additionally, it is worth noting that mucus is not one of the food groups, in fact, mucus may lighten the color of stool (but it will never turn it white). Regarding white stool: a small dose of amytriptiline at bedtime has helped me quite a bit, making the court-ordered force-feed moot.

Follow these easy instructions and you can say to young girls on behalf of their partying ethics: you can get there if you work hard.

Charlie Poole with the North Carolina Ramblers "White House Blues" (buy)

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