If Only You Were A Lexical-Gustatory Synaesthete

I was thinking about how descriptions of several types of berries, including loganberry often remind me of artificial or cadaver or artifical jelly cadaver valves or jelly linguine, and I guess I just kind of drifted off and almost hit an oncoming car. At which point my boyfriend Jim Manufacture* screamed, "STOP STEERING ASSY!" But, once I had successfully regained control of the car, he changed mood and cooed, "It’s about that time of month—when we get home, I’ll apply one drop of key oil to all your rod endings and components..." Rarely has such a short drive taken so long.

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