Monday, October 02, 2006

The First Palindrome In Houston History

Disastrous results called for disastrous changes. Donny was first to go, with a dandy hand wave and a trickle of blood. There was a "you wanna back up those words with bold action and hot sauce, harmony-stink?" there was a sharp crack and there was a thud. Angie took it hard to the abdomen, crumpling, while Jeffrey seemed to just gently difuse into thin air like the spray from a plant mister, mister. The chinchilla apartment complex remained more or less intact, suffering only a few cosmetic slights.

By the time the host of TVs Balderdash, Elayne Boosler finally got off her ass and called 911, nearly all had perished in a gruesome manner. Let’s just say that when the host of TVs Balderdash, Elayne Boosler walked out, head drooped in shame, she left more than alone, but in less than a crowd. And leave it at that.

Barbra Streisand "Life On Mars?" (buy)
Terveet Kadet "Pissaa Ja Paskaa" (bunnies)

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